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It’s Monday.

I spent the entire weekend (when I wasn’t at the Renaissance Festival watching acrobats and getting my niece’s face painted) coding up a website (Note: this link may expire at any time. The page being linked to is temporary.) It was fun work with a bunch of niggly css stuff that got to be a real pain.

But most of the especially tricky bits are finished, and now I feel bored.

Have I mentioned that I really enjoy the feeling of being productive? Especially when working in a team with others? It’s seriously fantastic.

Anyway, since I’m not really in the mood to do anything else at the moment, I figured I’d fill everyone in on the Imo thing, since at least a couple of you are actually paying attention.

First off, if you haven’t visited the site Dear Imo, where I apply in the most ridiculous way possible for the Community Manager position at Imo, you really need to. As I recap here, it’s pretty freaking sweet. And I managed to fix the clicky-hand issue!

Second, after having seen my manifesto, Megan, the nice Imo recruiter, contacted me. I went through two rounds of interviews and then got invited to come chat, in person, with the Imo crew. Needless to say, I was absolutely, stunningly amazing, and after performing numerous backflips and feats of strength, I was hired on the spot, given a salary of $500,000 a year, a budget of $3,000,000 a year, and a license to kill.*

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Now coming to a theater near you!

*I bet you didn’t know employers could issue licenses to kill. Neither did I. It was both startling AND super duper exciting.

And then, of course, I woke up. Read More

Natalie Portman on The TalkLet me begin by saying I’m not going to post this to XBMC’s wall, because it really has absolutely nothing to do with XBMC. This marks the first blog post I’ve written in quite a while where that is the case. If this bothers you, feel free to jump down to the bottom, where this go around, rather than a picture, I actually have a VIDEO of Natalie Portman!

A few days ago, I was speaking with Imo CEO Ralph Harik,* and an interesting topic came up.

*Thank you, thank you. Yes, name dropping is truly an art and I play it with crayons and fingerpaints. 

The idea was this: The single most incredible thing about the internet is the way it enables communication on a grand, almost universal scale. A lot of people talk about how Twitter and Facebook were a huge part of the Arab Spring, but that’s a lot like saying hammers are a huge part of building a house.

Don’t get me wrong. Hammers ARE a huge part of building a house, but in the end they are just a tool. The tools of the Arab Spring included Facebook and Twitter, but the magical thing that those tools accomplished was education through communication.

Rany Jazayerli, a baseball statistician and writer* who I admire greatly, wrote about the Arab Spring more than a year ago. Here is his entire piece on the Arab Spring, but the crux of the story is this:

“For the last 15 years, then, the Arab world has had the access that was denied them for so long. They’ve seen the truth about how oppressive and hypocritical their own governments are, and they’ve seen the truth about how messy and imperfect and yet ultimately how ennobling and empowering Western democracies are. (In the words of Winston Churchill, “It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government, except all the others that have been tried.”) And having already opened the barn door to letting the masses own satellite dishes, the governments of the region were mostly helpless to do anything about it. Baywatch, it turns out, was a Trojan horse.”

*For the record, Rany is actually a dermatologist who went to the U. of Michigan, but I’m fairly certain everyone who reads his columns cares very little about his dermatology practice, because WOW is he a good writer.

Before Facebook and Twitter…, heck, before the internet had reached these places, a far older tool was allowing for the nefarious communication of information to the people of a region. Citizens were being allowed to watch TV on their satellite dishes, because that TV was cheap. And then Al Jazeera decided to arrive on the scene and speak Arabic news for the first time. While Americans aren’t too happy with Al Jazeera on occasion, there’s no denying that, above all else, they provide a counterpoint to the state-controlled news, and that counterpoint effectively says, “Hey, did you know that in democracies, the state tends not to brutally kill its citizens?”

I think that’s why some countries are choosing to consider the internet as an inalienable right. Not because it actually is, but because, since the invention of the printing press, there’s never been a single technology that has better boosted the freedom of speech.*

*The freedom of speech brings up an interesting secondary question, by the way. I wonder if America, as a nation, would have been better off guaranteeing the Freedom of Communication, rather than the Freedom of Speech. Maybe that’s a meaningless distinction, but really, the purpose of speech is communication. The transmittal and free exchange of ideas. And I think Communication better defines that.

Anyway, what I’m slowly working my way back to is this. The reason I find Imo so interesting is because it does something that neither Facebook nor Twitter do. Facebook is very good at blast your ideas to your friends, and allowing your friends to share along those ideas. Twitter is very good at blasting simple thoughts and allowing the ENTIRE WORLD to share those thoughts.

Yet for all that Facebook and Twitter are incredible, and for all that they’ve made it so every single person can act as a news channel broadcasting over satellites to inform the entire world, they miss one crucial thing.

They don’t provide an avenue for realtime, public communication. Comments on Facebook posts sort of work for discourse. Twitter hashtags are another hacked up way of doing the job. But there is nothing that truly mirrors the realtime nature of public discussion in either arena.

Which is why the Imo.im network is so remarkable. At any moment, a person can blast a thought on the network and a realtime, always changing conversation can erupt from that thought. People can jump in and out of conversations. No idea is forced into an unnecessary category and no person has to wait for the website to refresh itself before hearing a response.

In my opinion, this is the next obvious step forward in making the world a giant, talking, communicating network. And I am excited to see what happens next.

As Natalie Portman says, before you can advance your cause, you need to Talk.

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I’ve somewhat been debating writing this particular blog, just because I invariably feel uncomfortable admitting weakness to the hiring public. I think the only reason I’ve come around to it is that I’m coming to realize that the title may be slowly becoming less and less true.

A few weeks ago, I was let go by my previous employer. No knock on them (or on me, for that matter). They’ve just been experiencing reduced sales over the past few months and have decided that, since I was one of the most recent hires, I could also be one of the easier persons to prune. Life goes on.

And so here I sit, fat, dumb, and happy (as my old ethics professor used to say), looking for full time employment. At the moment, Read More

Ever since I first heard of the job title “Community Manager,” I’ve struggled to find a true definition for the term. The wikipedia article on the topic isn’t particularly exhaustive, and appears to be as uncertain as I am about the exact nature of the job, even going so far as to point out that Jeremiah Owyang went around and gathered all the different job descriptions in a quest to actually pin down what the job is.

I’m going to skip that article by Jeremiah and approach the question from an entirely different perspective. Specifically, I don’t really care what all the Community Managers in the world do. I only care about organizations need them to do. Read More

Sorry to the three people who regularly visit this page and wonder where all of my sweet new content is. Unfortunately, between my real job, my time spent writing and blogging for XBMC, and my ongoing commitment to having a rock solid life, this blog is going a bit back-burner. I’ll almost certainly continue updating it every once in a while, but if you just can’t get enough of my writing skillz, I recommend visiting xbmc.org, where I’m still writing pretty heavily and frequently.

Natalie Portman, how do you feel about my decision to blog less on this site?

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Ah..., now I feel bad.

With apologies to the many much more brilliant people in the world who have already told this story better than I can. And Happy Easter to everyone.

Once upon a time there was ring. It was laden with jewels and white gold. Colors sparkled from it in every direction, and most who saw it wanted it for its material value alone.

However, it’s material value was as dust compared to its inner value. Read More

According to Wikipedia, the Stoic Epitectus said, “the most important and especially pressing field of study is that which has to do with the stronger emotions…sorrows, lamentations, envies…passions which make it impossible for us even to listen to reason.” As I understand it, passion was considered a bad thing by the Stoics, which seems ironic, since they were, themselves, so passionate about seeking reason above all else.

Humor is reason gone mad

Ah reason, thou art a heartless bitch.

Today has been an interesting day for me, because passion (the version that drives us) has come up an unusual number of times. It’s really the only answer a person like me can give to the question, “Why aren’t you a lawyer now?” My friend Samia Khan wrote a recent column in the Kansas Law Free Press about how passion has pushed her into a world she’s always loved, but never previously had the willpower to join. I answered passion when I was asked why I doing what I do these days, rather than enjoying the spoils of a law degree.

Honestly, passion is the only answer worth giving. Read More

This particular post isn’t really for most people I know.  It’s for all the people I don’t know, but who found me by googling some key words.

By far the number one way of reaching my site is via Facebook. Thanks to my 3 friends who visit regularly! I’d be nothing without you!

Yet once you get past that statistic, everything else is a real hodge-podge of random searches. For the most part, though, these searches all have one thing in common. Facebook rejected people, and they decided to google the words that Facebook used in the standard rejection letter. I’ve gotten visits from Texas, Oklahoma, Minnesota, Washington state, Jersey, Florida, New York, and New Mexico, and I feel pretty comfortable in believing that each and every one of them visited my site because they received the same rejection letter I did.

Rejection hurts!

Rejection hurts!

It makes me wonder a little. How many people in the world apply to Facebook each and every day? How many people apply to Google? How lucky does a person have to be to pass the magical computer gate keeper who searches our resumes and automatically discounts those who don’t fit a particular profile? Read More

The following was written by me and originally published in the Kansas Law Free Press.  You may find the original version here.

So there you are, fat, dumb, and happy*, sitting in your new office, when who should walk in but… nobody.

*Thanks Judge Bullock, for never mincing your words.

Congratulations, you are a lawyer for a small law firm. It might even be a new firm. You might have a few partners. It might only be you. Regardless, you have a big problem. You have no idea how to first convince people to come see you, so that you can then convince them to pay you for doing their legal work.

Judge Bullock taught us all many important things in our various Ethics classes, but he invariably started from the point of the rapist/murder/gun wielder/divorcing couple/drunk walking into the office and completely failed to teach us how to GET murderers to walk in and show us the bloody gun that we would much rather accidentally see in a trash can the next day.

I kid!

I kid! I kid!

For the next little while, I’m going to teach you why you keep hearing that Facebook is good for business. I’m going to explain exactly how to use the internet profitably. Simply put, I’m going to see if I can’t help give you a few tools and a new mindset so that you can help yourself get those people rushing through the door.

You’re an Expert!

Pretty much everything I say from this point forward will be designed with one goal in mind. You and your firm must do everything in your power to BECOME the community. You don’t want to join the community. You don’t want tentatively grasp at the community. You want the community to come to you. Two years down the road, in a perfect world, people totally unrelated to your law firm will be posting blogs about how great your firm is.

Consider the Apple Macbook. It’s a really great little laptop. The odd thing about it is that it invariably seems to cost much more than the laptops offered by its competitors like Dell and HP, yet doesn’t have nearly the same incredible hardware specs. The CPU isn’t as good. The GPU is often dramatically worse.  Yet for some reason people keep buying them.

Why? If you ask the average Apple fan, you’ll get a dozen different reasons, from ease of use to stability to better software.  All of those reasons boil down to one thing though. When it comes to making computers, Apple is the expert. Apple is the leader. Everyone else is just a copycat trying to keep up.

I'm a PC, and I appear to be hobbled.

I'm a PC, and I appear to be hobbled.

And that is really what every one of you should strive for. You do bankruptcy law? Show the world that you are expert in bankruptcy law. Be prepared to give away your knowledge for free. Be prepared to answer questions. Be prepared to prominently display very easily understood warning statements that online questions are publicly available and not privileged!

Being Social Sucks

So far, the things I’ve said shouldn’t overwhelm too many of you, because the things I’ve said are essentially one big infomercial for the internet. Here’s where we step away from the infomercial, and your future as a social law firm stops looking so rosy.

Most of you will simply not want to go down the social path, because it is a hard one and extraordinarily time consuming. Very little of using social networks in a business is about hanging out on Facebook, writing about your day, and complaining about your boss and/or clients. Instead, let me lay down the list of things you will need to do that no one else can help you with.

  • Write at least once a week about something important to your field that educational in nature.
  • Write at least once a week about something new or interesting that’s happened in your field.  This can be dragged out to once a month or once every few months if your field rarely changes.
  • Create a place where people can ask you and your fellow lawyers questions for informational purposes only with massive warnings that indicate no legal protection exists in regard to these questions. Before you do this, I’d probably recommend speaking with another attorney highly familiar with ethical considerations in the state in which you practice. Further, if your area is sensitive (e.g. divorce, criminal law, or similar), I’d probably not create an open forum for question answering at all, but rather keep a running list of frequently asked questions that are worth posting about.  Unfortunately, this the area in which you can most effectively establish yourself as an expert for all the world to see, but this is also the area in which you have to tread most carefully.
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Be careful: always wear suspenders, and a belt, and sunglasses, and a big hat, and a massive scarf

  • Finally, once you’ve written each of the things you have to write, get the word out in as many avenues as possible that you wrote what you did. And DON’T, for Heaven’s sake, advertise your services when you are advertising your information postings.

Conclusion

So those are the things you need to do. They aren’t exciting things. They aren’t internet-sexy. They are boring, drudge work that absolutely has to be done.  Are you afraid of doing the online social thing yet?  The rewards can be massive, as so many companies have proven, but the effort together there can be truly awful.  As always, this is something that you will have to decide about on your own.

Thanks for reading. Next time: You’ve decided to commit to being a social lawyer. Now… how?

I’ve said it often enough, but as you all know, I wear two hats. I have two jobs that are, in many ways, the same (except I only get paid for doing one). In both jobs, my role is to answer questions, push for community involvement, get people excited and pro-active, and draw eyes to the product being sold.

too many hatsYet for all that I am essentially a community manager for both Lubbers and XBMC, interacting with the user base of Lubbers is absolutely nothing like interacting with the user base of XBMC.

For a moment, let’s ignore the relative difference in tech savvy. Obviously, that difference is going to exist and be an important issue. Still, a great deal of people spend just as much time online dealing with Lubbers as they do dealing with XBMC. So, tech savvy aside, how do they differ?

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Mostly, they don’t. The people at lubberscars.com are the same as the people at xbmc.org. People are the same everywhere. They like free things. They like sexy things. They like pictures of Natalie Portman… They like being able to show off to friends and wow the community.

In reality, the big difference between the two communities lies in how each respective organization embraces them.

Cars VS Computers – Guys love both!

I’m going into this discussion under the opinion that XBMC is better at social media than Lubbers. I’m willing to be proven wrong, but I don’t find the odds of that happening especially likely. The most obvious evidence that they differ lies in the after-effects of posting on their respective Facebook Fanpages. When I post on XBMC’s wall (as XBMC), the fanpage invariably grows by between 20 and 100 fans. When I post on Lubbers wall (as Lubbers), the fanpage frequently loses fans.

You could say the reason for that is exclusively that XBMC gives away its product for free, and Lubbers doesn’t, but I think that’s a false (or at best limited) conclusion. You could say that XBMC more naturally lends itself to an online social environment, but I’d argue that practically since their invention, cars and trucks have been bought and sold almost entirely because of the social values connected with them. “Like a rock” and “built Ford tough” mean things to Americans. Entire families in the upper mid-west identify themselves as “Ford families” or “Chevy families.” As such, I’d be extremely surprised to learn that this intensely social paradigm doesn’t exist on the internet at least as much as the real world.

So let’s presume, for the sake of argument, that Lubbers COULD be as good at social media as XBMC. Let’s presume that a massive number of people out there, guys in particular, but girls also (given that cars are often also marketed to women, unlike XBMC) would actively like to talk about their vehicles. So if Lubbers COULD be a good social media company, why aren’t they?

XBMC – Masters of their Universe

To figure that out, we should start by breaking down what makes XBMC so great on an interactive level.masters of the universe

The members of Team XBMC interact with users on a minimum of six separate levels. Today, I’m going to talk about two of them.

The Wall

First, there is the front wall, in which the Team gives users important new information, like the release of a new software version or the announcement of a new platform upon which the existing software works. A dealer website, where vehicles are listed and news about the dealer is made available to the public is the closest equivalent to the XBMC wall. Yet even that is a weak equivalent.

There are two major differences between a dealer site and XBMC’s site in this regard. First, dealers don’t get to announce every single car they have available. If they did, potential purchasers would stop paying attention immediately. It’d become ultra-spam. Perhaps a more reasonable method would be to introduce new models or new lines (for new car dealers). Used dealers are simply out of luck for listing vehicles in this way. However, listing new vehicles would really only be part of the reason you’d keep such a wall. XBMC is always free, so we never get to do this, but car dealers have specials that they run, like Ford Truck Month, that would make perfect wall fodder.

Second, dealer sites rarely have any kind of discussion abilities built in. Every wall post made by XBMC is another opportunity for comment and conversation by XBMC users. The solution to this problem is not as obvious as you’d think it might be. Sure, you could add a discussion section under every vehicle and every page and every posting, but you’d need a really on-the-ball backend system to notify you of all new postings. Eventually, the hope would be that there’d be enough cross talk that negative posts could get buried, which is how XBMC often handles negative posts, but on dealership sites not enough users/customers have been trained to comment, so the dealer would have to do all problem management, which, of course, means they’d have to do all searching out of problematic posts: a monumental task without a powerful backend system that alerts about all posts.

Noteworthy addition: If you are paying attention, you’ll realize that I’m advocating a company approach their front page as a blog, rather than as a traditional business frontpage, contrary to the behavior of Gawker and co. The fact of the matter is, 350 million people use facebook. There are an insane number of twitter accounts. From this point forward, people are going to be more and more likely to dislike even a landing page. They will want information the second they hit your site. People like to talk and form communities, but they need reasons to start talking.

The Forum

Quite probably the most powerful source of communication between Developers (Devs) and XBMC Users (Users) is the Forum. This is an open place where ideas can grow, egos can also grow, and angry people can complain… a lot.angry people

I don’t want to spend too much time extolling the benefits of the forum, but as far as communication and information exchange goes, it simply cannot be beat. Blogs and Wikis have their place. Instant communcation is all good and wonderful. Social Media is neato burrito. But if you want to identify the heartbeat of the XBMC community, it is our forum.

And, in all honesty, this is probably true for nearly every really social website out there not named Facebook and Twitter.

Lubbers obviously has nothing even vaguely like the forum, but the solution to this problem, just like the Wall problem, is not as simple as it might seem. Lubbers can’t just install a forum. Or, rather, they could do that, but then Lubbers would suffer from the exact same problems it suffers from now. No participation. No community involvement. Lubbers is a nice place to buy a car, it is not a car community leader.

Some people, myself included, have tried to band-aid over this problem. We’ve initiated give aways. We’ve recorded some videos, written a few blog posts. These attempts have their place. Even doing so little has caused a massive spike in the number of Lubbers related hits to the website. But in the end these methods remain band-aids. They are an attempt to take the ways of the old media, package them into nice new media gift bags, and try to raise sales.

Eventually, they’re doomed to fail to better methods.

And what are these better methods? Well, let’s consider how Team XBMC interacts with its forum members vs how Lubbers might interact with potential forum members.

No current developer created XBMC or even still works with XBMC. Think about what that implies. It would be as if the people currently running Lubbers were all people who frequently buy cars here. It’s a crazy little stat, but it’s a stat made possible by the incredible Forum.

Every user interested in truly interacting with Team XBMC is required to register on the Forum. From there, they get to ask questions, make suggestions, or discuss random topics typically related to XBMC.

As the user progressing in understanding XBMC, he or she will slowly stop asking questions and turn around and answer questions for others. First simple questions, then more complex ones.

Most users stop at that point. In fact, most users stop at the point of registering. So much discussion has been generated in the past 10 years that almost all questions have already been answered somewhere or other.

From this point, some few users go on to actively help develop XBMC. They code new skins. They create addons. They provide fixes to the underlying code. They help move XBMC onto new, exciting platforms. Or, like me, they become Forum Moderators and Community Managers.

It’s a living breathing community of people, all of whom are dedicated both to the final product of the XBMC Media Center, but are also dedicated to the community itself.

To make Lubbers anything like that would take hard work, dedication, and a LOT of man hours.

First, we’d need a forum. That’s the easiest step.

Second, it would be impossible for a single person to fake an entire team. For one thing, I don’t know everything that the entire Lubbers team knows. For another, it would become extremely obvious, quickly, that only one person in any position of authority was speaking.

To truly create a living environment, we’d need practically everyone at Lubbers to participate in the online forum. Mechanics and Service Advisors would have to become deeply involved in the car Troubles sub-forum. Credit Advisors and the Buy Here Pay Here company would have to answer questions and provide support in the Credit sub-forum. Salesmen would be required to constantly create and update threads about new and used cars that have popped up on the lot. It would honestly take a village, and that’s for the mere 300-500 vehicles Lubbers has, plus Service work. I can’t imagine doing anything similar for a national company like Automax. (Fortunately, I don’t have to!)

If everything went as planned, my job, as Community Manager, would honestly be a pretty relaxed and simple one. I would mediate disputes, get the attention of people in power, remind people that customers don’t automatically have all the knowledge we have, and move questions to the appropriate areas.

Honestly, as I think about it, I feel more and more excited about the prospect of such a system. It would absolutely revolutionize any car dealership with the self-confidence and force of will to pull it off.

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